I have a confession to make. You might never look at me again, and I'm sorry. I just didn't see any other way. I know, it's not like me, it's something I thought I would never have to do. But really, I had no other alternative. I'm really, really sorry and hope you can find it in your hearts to forgive me. I considered not telling everyone, but I want you to hear it from me first.

Upon my pending departure from London, scattering a large portion of my friends quite literally around the globe, I have done the unthinkable.

I've gotten a facebook.

That is all.